Technoslave

So, no Swedish Meatballs…however, everything else is completely borked up.  Won’t get in to it, doubt I’ll try to fix any of the stories or pictures, I just don’t think it’s worth my time.

That is all for now.

And to all a Merry Christmas!

Hah.

Anyway, for those of you that still send me Christmas Cards even though I don’t reciprocate, it gives me a warm feeling to know that you still care … or you’re just on auto-pilot with the rest of the cards you normally send out… I haven’t quite figured out which; despite the fact that I haven’t sent out return Christmas Cards in about two or three years, thank you very much.

I noticed that I hadn’t sent out a hearty Merry Christmas on my site since 2006, so I figured with my recent resurgence of written creativity ( using that very loosely mind you ), I figured I’d “shout out” and wish you all in turn a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

As someone who travels frequently, it’s always nice to have something to laugh about if you’re stuck out there on the tarmac, and had I been present for this, I could only imagine the keystone cop-esque antics that I would have had a front row seat to while watching baggage handlers attempt to capture a wily waskily escaped otter.

Fortunately, everything ended well after about 45 minutes and I would assume the flight went on to Columbus…However, just the thought of seeing something like this brings a smile to my face.

Now, for your moment of zen.

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Let’s just say that this picture isn’t the original, and no, I didn’t add the gang signs that my young niece is throwing out.

With impending storm front coming through, from the south, then another one possibly hitting from the west I could be snowed in for a few days.

With that I decided to make some chili…not just any chili mind you, but super spicy four pepper chili. If it turns out as well as the first batch did it’ll be really good. However, after chopping/mincing everything up I scratched my nose, and it reminded me of when I was a kid and you’d put that stuff under your nose ( Vick’s Vapor Rub ), except hotter and drifting up in to my nasal cavity. Even though I’d washed my hands the chili powder was still powerful…or the cumin, or who knows.

With that, I bring you your picture of zen.

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If you don’t get this, then quite frankly you and I are not on the same wave length…this is so geeky.  And on some level, I hate you, because you’re like my relatives who call me up and waste hours of my time for something I’ve told you 4 different times and at least 2 different ways to do something…you make baby jesus cry.

Silly ass cat.

*EDIT* … No, the joke is not the meme.

Woot, I can tell my friends come here frequently. Website has been down for 18 some odd hours and not a peep from anyone. Then again, I never update, so it’s my fault anyway

Maybe it’s just me.  I don’t know.  I once heard ( probably in a movie ) that you can tell how long you’re going to live by what you read first in a newspaper.  Me, I’ve always been a comics sort of guy.  I still have two really big bins filled with comics from the mid to late 80s/early 90s.  I didn’t continue collecting in college, so that’s about where my stash ends.

However, with the advent of the intertubes, there has been a lot of online comics that are published, mainly peoples way to release/vent, etc, sort of like this stupid website, where I can type and type and spew it all out for bots to crawl and no one to read.

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In this case, check that you have excellent trigger control, otherwise there could be some really really bad things happening.

In this case, what I’m talking about is purchasing a new AR, taking it to the NRA, and blowing off a hundred or two rounds.  Unfortunately, even with safety glasses, at some point in time there’s just that small enough opening between your glasses and your skin, and it’s that small opening that at least once in three years and four or five thousand rounds of ammo being plinked off that you’re just bound to have something like this happen.

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Internet memes, sometimes ya gotta love em.

This is right up there with lolcats “I can haz cheesburgr“.  Although, more adult.

I’ve gone to this place multiple times…the place in particular is Prime 112 in South Beach.  This will happen from time to time when four or five of your customers are located in the Southern Florida region…that and the person I work with has this complete and utterly insane fascination with it.

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