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OMG, so true.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2017

Here’s how I know that the Earth isn’t flat ( minus science, and seeing the curvature and stuff ).

If the Earth were flat. Cat’s would have pushed everything off of it by now.

Ok then.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

That explains that. I’ve expounded upon how certain people of varying age did not die of whatever it was said that they died of, instead they died because they were old.

Well, I guess now this is the reason why the reporters have said what they’ve said:

3 No American has died of old age since 1951.

4 That was the year the government eliminated that classification on death certificates.

Martha Stewart

Friday, March 4th, 2005

Ok, one of those really weird, what the F was I drinking last night type deals. I woke with a start in the middle of the night last night because I had dreamt I was there with Martha Stewart as she was getting on a plane after leaving the prison that she’s been in for the past few months. When my real eyes popped open, all I could think was just how F’d up that dream was and immediately started thinking about something else.

I must have heard that she was getting out, or read it on CNN or yahoo news, and thought nothing about it, or something, because at that particular point in time I had no idea when she was getting out, nor any idea of why I’d even think of Martha Stewart to begin with. While at the gym this morning, between staring at this lithe little blond girl that I swear I know from somewhere, but can’t tell for sure because she literally wears her ball cap in such a way that it covers her face, and the 4 TVs, three of which had information on Martha Stewart getting out of jail around 12:30 this morning and flying back to NY or wherever she lives on at least three of the TVs.

Stupid word in my head.

Thursday, February 3rd, 2005

I’ve had this word stuck in my head for the past few months, I don’t know why, it doesn’t mean what I want it to mean. Itinerant, I know it means to move from place to place. It’s weird, but I think of the word multiple times per day, and it just doesn’t mean what I want it to mean to describe something.

*sigh*

This is a call for help, please help me.

I might want the word to mean indolent, but I just don’t know. This really sucks. Anyway, indolent is what I’m talking about. Slothful, lazy, worthless, a waste of space, inactive. I like otiose – serving no useful purpose, but it still doesn’t have the ring of the word in my head.

Ineffectual.

Anyway, it’s like that song you have on your mind that you just can’t get rid of, playing – over and over in your head. The only problem is, that usually stops after a few hours, maybe even a day…this fucking word that doesn’t mean what I want it to mean is stuck in my head and it’s been there for months; day after day.

Oh well.

It’s called Trash.

Friday, August 27th, 2004

LONDON (Reuters) – A cleaner at London’s Tate Britain modern art gallery threw out a bag of garbage which formed part of an artwork because it was thought to be trash, British newspapers reported Friday.

The transparent bag of garbage — full of newspaper, cardboard and other bits of paper — formed part of a work by German-born artist Gustav Metzger called “Recreation Of First Public Demonstration Of Auto-Destructive Art.”

It was on display next to a sheet of nylon that had been spattered with acid, and a metal sculpture on a table when a cleaner tossed it out with the other trash.

A Tate spokesman said the mistake was made the day before the exhibition opened at the end of June, and although the bag was later rescued, it had been damaged and Metzger had to replace it with another one.

The newspapers said the spokesman would not reveal how much the bag had cost to replace.

“It’s now covered over at night so it can’t be removed,” the spokesman told the Times.

*****

Ya know what, call a spade a spade, call a white honkey racist bastard from the south a red neck. When it’s trash it’s trash. It’s not art. I could shit on a plate, put some type of clear latex over it so that it wouldn’t stink out the place, then put it on display and call it art … except it’s not, it’s a piece of shit, much like the exhibit that got thrown away.

Woo me, I broke google!

Monday, July 26th, 2004

On the eve of their shares and offering, I have broken google. This is my ultimate secret plan to lower their stock price to the point where I can order up ONE BEELION shares worth! Muah-ha … ha-ha … muah-hahah
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Ug, it happened again.

Tuesday, July 6th, 2004

Look, dickless wonder that was in the stall next to me, who stood there for at least 2 minutes fondling himself. Do you really fucking think that running your hands, briskly, under the faucet, that amounted to
about one second of time sufficient to washing off those little crab like creatures on your hands that are hopping around like mexican jumping beans that normally infest your lower abdominal area? DO YOU!?!?!

Disgusting.

Please, don’t start spewing green pea vomit!

Monday, June 14th, 2004

I swear, every time I see this picture, I just expect to see her head twist around a couple of times, the
n green pea soup vomit to shoot out of her mouth.
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As read on slashdot.

Thursday, June 3rd, 2004

Everybody needs a porn buddy. Upon hearing about your death, said buddy goes to your house, ignores your wife, and proceeds to rip the harddrive out of your computer and leave.

We don’t spam! *snort* yeah right, bastard.

Sunday, April 11th, 2004

In the process of getting my mailer setup to stop spam, I went through the current file/directory to look at all my spam to make sure that it was indeed spam, and not a misplaced mail message. The file in question was the Trash Can under Mozilla’s mail program.

Once I had completed my survey and had my spam checker thingie working, I happened upon this email, and while I looked at the headers of the message and it came from comcast, yet had a return of aol.com, as will be shown, it was from a site that says “We don’t spam.”

My question is, if you don’t spam, why was this person(s) sending out spam email for you? Are you that shitty of a dating service that you have to “fake” spam people in order to get to your site.

I double checked to make sure that the link wasn’t a hidden URL, and it’s not. However, despite them saying that they’d “Never Sell Your Private Info”, I somehow don’t feel so safe about that statement.
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